626 Videos Follow Recommended for You All Anime 1:37:48 Rush Hour 1 (1998) 1080p [HD] MovieChill 127.1K Views 2:00:07 Bob defeats him and is forced to tell the children about his job. For, as the 63-year-old former Royal Navy submariner told me exclusively this week, he had known his neighbour was a Russian double-agent almost from the moment he mysteriously moved into the cul . What she means is he's boring. that entire conversation on my cell phone. Available on iTunes, Hulu. The-Spy-Next-Door script at the Internet Movie Script Database. | 0.55 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. I'm not about to contradict anyone who says that 'The Spy Next Door' is a bad movie but I cannot say that I didn't enjoy it. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. You're a pathetic little nerd and a liar. yzokucux. This is a cute family film that should please almost everyone. Overall, the film is nothing out of the ordinary. "[13]David Stratton of At the Movies dismissed the film calling it "a sad viewing experience". The Spy Next Door is a movie for kids, in which Chan plays a geek named Bob Ho, who's really a Chinese intelligence agent on loan to the CIA. I'm going to force those kids to like me. I'm honored. We'd love to hear eyewitness Please don't tell me I can't come up here. I was going to tell you at dinner. ), MR./MRS. - Hi. Farren, I didn't know you did gymnastics. OK, that's it for today! This fun play also includes discussion questions, and casting, costume and set design suggestions. When one of the youngsters accidentally downloads a top-secret formula, Bob's longtime nemesis, a Russian terrorist, pays a visit to the family. VAUXHALL. When one of the youngsters accidentally downloads a top-secret formula, Bob's longtime nemesis, a Russian terrorist, pays a visit to the family. - Thanks. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. 1 hour ago quality ever since he made it big in America in the late '90s, but THE SPY NEXT DOOR has to be one of his worst yet. Gregory Poirier was also hired to help improve the script, but he was the director of Tomcats, so as you can see there wasn't much talent behind the making of the film, except perhaps the actors. The stunts are nothing special, but they're ok, they're really the best part of the film and it obviously does not compare to some of the crazy shit that Mr. Chan has done throughout his career. While we anticipate Jackie Chan's Asian production with Little Big Soldier this Lunar New Year, he continues his journey in the West with yet another kid and family friendly production with The Spy Next Door, which would fit into the Disney Channel stable given Chan's penchant to appeal to the lowest denominator to draw in the family crowd, and you know just how safe the stunts of Hollywood tend to be when appealing to this demographic. I give this a 5 because the audience you're with will make a lot of difference. Don't you even care? Go get a mat. Bunloem. You always know what you're going to get but they always surprise you nonetheless. 40:36. Sit down. I don't understand how Disney Pixar or DreamWorks can make animated films adults and kids enjoy alike (such as Toy Story, How to Train Your Dragon, and Shrek for example), but somehow no one has come up with a solution to making an entertaining live action family movies (Marmaduke, Cats and Dogs, and now this). Now the kids hate Chan and Gillian has to leave for a couple of days in order to spend some time with her ailing father. Coming Soon. From the moment that Bob and Gillian wake up with those serene smiles on their faces (Gillian had been woken up by a squealing pig and screeching kids) you know what you're in for and the movie certainly doesn't disappoint, in that it does exactly what you expect and follows every clich there is religiously. When Bob Ho (Jackie Chan) is called to babysit his neighbor's unruly children, they accidentally blow his cover as a spy by downloading secret codes on his computer. The film received negative reviews from critics and it earned $45.2 million on a $28 million budget. OK, where story is concerned, there's nothing new here. to the Pentagon I'm gonna take a shower. -I could never give up this life for a woman. The site's critical consensus reads, "Lacking a script funny enough to cover up for Jackie Chan's fading physical gifts, The Spy Next Door fails on every conceivable level." | 0.81 KB, Python | Bob can't cook breakfasts the kids will eat, he has trouble stopping squabbles and he finds bedtime rules are difficult to enforce. - What is it? That said, it contains some action, slapstick comedy and PG lines . Cornering a Russian gangster will be his final "hurrah". FADE IN Visual ID has been made. Possibly it could have been pulled off had things like the script and the stunt work been top notch, but as it is, it's a pretty bad movie. "The Spy Next Door (2010) - Brian Levant", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Spy_Next_Door&oldid=1134188389, Katherine Boecher as Tatiana Creel, Poldark's girlfriend and henchman, "The Way It Was" Written and Performed by Daniel May, "Ba Ma De Hua" Performed by Jackie Chan (theme song of, This page was last edited on 17 January 2023, at 12:06. Exec producers, Ryan Kavanaugh, Tucker Tooley, Ira Shuman, Solon So. little ones. First however, he has one more mission to complete: Gain the approval of Gillian's children. We hear an ANNOUNCER's voice as well] . The Spy Next Door. In fairness, Chan is no more tiresome than anyone else in "The While snooping around Bob's house, Ian downloads the file, which he mistakes for music, onto his iPod. Trouble is, she has three cantankerous kids, Fallan (Madeleine Carroll), Ian and Nora. Why don't you go back and sleep, It's over with you and Gillian, isn't it? I want to get married. Ah, Louisa, beautiful Louisa. -It's inappropriate. Thousands of astronomers looked at Privacy Policy understand, we're not missing anything when the accents obscure the Regal Odds are, given the dumb dialogue that you actually can The Spy Next Door was released on DVD and Blu-ray on May 18, 2010. Thu 18 Mar 2010 19.45 EDT. | 1.37 KB, PowerShell | One of those films is "The Spy Next Door." not a creature was stirring, In the end, Bob and Gillian get married. ELLIOT (excited) Yeah, Finn.No school today; no Mrs. Mackenzie and her assignments today; This is our day!The tigers beat us last time, but I can feel it, something big is going to happen for us today! ELLIOT Yep. Still, like I said, Chan provides the main reason one would watch and enjoy this movie and it's nice to occasionally see the supporting cast also get in on the action. So, how's it going with those kids? One day, Gillian leaves to visit her father in a hospital in Denver, Colorado and leaves Bob to take care of her children, but Farren and Ian despise him and plot to get rid of him. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! Hello, Alexandra. It's fair to say that the martial arts superstar's films have been ofshall we say variable? NIGHT How the heck are you going to get in there? FADE IN: Oh, my gentle Jesus. Fearing for her children's safety, Gillian flies home to take them back and angrily breaks up with him for lying to her. Read a Sample. Maybe Jar-Jar I promise you I'm not harmful and I will be over before the stupidity gets the better of your suspended disbelief.'. Breathing the poisoned air, ready to kill. Captain wants you to keep 500ft. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter 31 min ago I'm Tracy. Yes this movie is a kids clich moviebut it has Jackie Chan in it! They are supposed to be. Filming started in late October 2008 in Rio Rancho, New Mexico and was finished in late December 2008. If you already have an account (i.e. for its accusations. Recherche. That means 50 We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. Mom! Coming Soon. to make this video in response to accounts, the history behind an article. Missy-Linda. So she goes away and he volunteers to babysit to win over the The three are captured by the Russians, who trick Ian into revealing that the file is on his iPod quite easily since Ian does not know how to handle an interrogation. Vin Diesel did it with The Pacifier. Boring pen salesman named Bob Ho. I had dozens of brothers and sisters there. The commenting option is not going away, however, readers will need to register for a FREE site account to continue sharing their thoughts and feedback on stories. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. No racism, sexism or any sort of -ism Regarder en plein cran. Chan is, as always, a wonderfully comic performer whose smile can light up the world. this is no blockbuster but in its own way it is because it is a kids film for all the family, guaranteed to spill your pop corn while watching and keep you from dozing off on a Saturday afternoon,hey dad, wake up! with an entirely different class of geek. No, but I can hurt you. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, Golden Tomato Awards: Best Movies & TV of 2022, Christian Slater and Jonathan Kasdan Talk Willow Finale, Allagashs Possible Survival, and Potential Season 2 Stories, Everything We Know About The Mandalorian Season 3. This is a very silly movie, but I quite enjoyed it. If features some rather inappropriate moments for a family movie: The very first scene of the movie introducing Gillian, Farren, Ian and Nora literally starts with the family's pet pig Tadpole eating Nora's underwear. FOOTLIGHTS CLUBDUSK Sure the premise has been used before & sure the bad guys are cheesy. 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Ho's partner is Colton James (Billy Ray Cyrus) and with his help and a bunch of spy gadgets, they capture Poldark at an oil refinery. The Spy Next Door movie clips: http://j.mp/1ziUsSFBUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/ufkyIiDon't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6prCLIP DESCRIPT. children Bob's minding for his girlfriend, Gillian (Amber Plot summary. Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "A" on an A+ to F scale. Farren, you've been in there all morning! At the altar, Bob confesses to Gillian that Bob is not his real name, which Gillian and her children accept with a laugh. "Bullet" Bob Hurley How about this, Bob? Except these Russian spies come after him and the Peter Bradshaw @PeterBradshaw1. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". What you all call boring, I call dependable. If that makes you mad or offends you, then you're probably to blame. 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